Frequently Asked Questions

"Are you going to bring a gun?"
Two of them, they're on my arms.
"Who are you going with?"
Me, Susan B. Anthony, and Mr. Armnhammer.
"Are you going to kill your food?"
If it comes to that, although I don't know how successful I will be.
"Are you bringing a razor?"
No.
"How will you shower?"
Streams and hot showers in trail towns.
"Aren't you afraid of the wild animals?"
I am more afraid of wild man.
"Are you going to bring a knife?"
Yes, to cut the cheese.
"Why are you doing this?"
To get back to basics.
"Have you read that book..."
Yes I have read "A Walk in the Woods."